The following exchange takes place at the end of EVERY karaoke night (right after the lights go up and I've announced that "THIS IS THE LAST SONG"):
Random drunken fool: "I'm just wondering when my song is going to be up?"
Me: "Sorry, this is the last song of the night."
RDF: "So, there's no way I can sing my song tonight?"
Me: "Sorry, this is the last song of the night."
RDF: "Can I go next?"
Me: "Sorry, this is the last song of the night."
RDF: "Can you squeeze in one last song?"
Me: "Sorry, this is the last song of the night."
RDF: "There's no way you can fit me in?"
At this point, I retrieve my axe and the individual is decapitated. Thanks for coming out tonight! See you next Thursday!
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